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Mar 31st

My chat with '' JESUS ''

Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yardAnd having a vodkaand cranberry along with a quiet conversation with Jesus.This happened to me again recently after a particularly difficult dayI said ‘Jesus, why do I work so hard?’And I heard the reply:’people find many ways to demonstrate the Love they have forTheir family.You work hard...

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One evening, the rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an apparent heart attack the gentleman had.When the squad got there is was too late and the man had died.While consoling the wife one of the rescuers noticed that the bed was a mess. He asked the lady what symptoms the man had suffered and if anything had precipitated the heart attack.The lady replied,”Well,...

Mar 26th

The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex. It was very nice of them,but I think they misunderstood me when I said,”I wanna watch.”

Mar 26th

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. “Mom”, he asked,”Are these my brains?” “Not yet,” she replied.

Mar 26th

On their wedding night,

the young bride went up to her new husband.”Since we’re married now, we can arrange our sex life like this:In the evening, if my hair is done, that means I don’t want sex at all.”“If my hair is somewhat undone, that means I may or may not want sex.”“And if my hair is completely undone, that means I want sex.”“Okay sweetheart,” the groom replied.“Just make sure, when I come...

Mar 26th